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Ok, so I went to the dentist today. And it sucked about as much as it normally does. I waited in the waiting room for about a half hour before they called me back. When I got back there I sat down in the chair as always. The dentist started scraping all the shit off my teeth and poking my gums with sharp wire-like objects. Once she was done doin that and spraying my mouth down with the little hose thingy and sucking the water out w/ the other little hose thingy she rolled around me and said, "I've got mint, vanilla, and chocolate mint." I figured that meant I should make a decison, but being a jackass I waited a little bit pondering this in my head. I was thinking, "Ok, I came here to get my fucking teeth cleaned not to have them candy coated, why the fuck can't I just get some un-flavored cleaning agent. Is it really neccasarry to flavor the fucking tooth polish or w/e the fuck it is. " Then eventually I said, "I'll take mint," figuring that was the least bizarre and therefore most natural flavor to have in my mouth at the dentist's. Then she cleaned my teeth w/ that. When she was done she scraped them some more and at the end said, "Well, your gums are bleeding a little bit, but besides that you're fine." The only thought running through my mind at the time was, "No fucking way. For the last 15 minutes you've been poking my gums w/ that fucking wire you have. Maybe that's the reason they're bleeding." Scooby fucking doo.