You're a fucking role model... Behave

I'm sure every you ever had before highschool told you to behave because "you are a role model to the young kids and they follow your example." Well, I don't know how anyone else reacts to this, but it makes me want to find the kids that are supposedly looking up to me, jump on a table, pull my pants down, and yell as loud as I can "Role fucking model this" Honestly, if there are people stupid enough to look up to me as a role model then I hope I have a bad influence on them. They fucking deserve it.