No, smoking is bad for you, motherfucker.

I'm tired of people telling me smoking is bad for me. Next time someone tells me that smoking is bad for me I'm going to reply, "Oh really, fucktard? I didn't realize that bringing smoke into my lungs would damage them"

Second senario: It starts off the same w/ the fucktard telling me smoking is bad for me, but this time I will say, "No, smoking is bad for you mother fucker... Come over here and I'll explain what I mean." When he walks over I will stick the lit cigarette in his eye, laugh, and say, "See what I mean. It hurts."