Ok, here's the story.

Some fucktard tells me about the satanic messages in Stairway to Heavan every time I wear my Zeppelin shirt. Soo... I said, "Hey, did you know there are satanic messages in your mom? Cause every time I fuck her she yells 'Oh, God' and if you play the audio backwards it sounds like 'dog Ho' Soo... she's calling god a backwards dog and a ho."